The Fellowship of Middle-earth

Heh, I can't see anyone chasing you out of here though you might end up spending a little more time in the fridge with Gimli than you care too. :D As to skipping the Barrow Downs and Tom Bombadil, you have to remember why they were in there in the first place. You are correct, they are unnecessary a...

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Sorry I haven't been around much in the past few months. Dee has been very, very sick and currently is relying on me for total support. It is no chore but it does take a lot of my time. If the primary problem is cost, I volunteer to pay the cost of keeping these servers right where they are, includi...

Yeah DoK, I went to the beach just after that sun dawned and a Smeagull stole my sandwich.

Love it! I'll have to tell my horse-loving friends to buy yeast since if it keeps the bird's nests out it would have to stop the hair from turning into rat's nests.

It could've been worse, Doc. I was in a Middle Earth arcade the other night and all the machines took were tolkiens.

I know, I know, but puns have just become a hobbit.

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused...

Well, wonder no more. "Don't be hasty. Hooooom!"

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Wow, now that's fannish determination! I've never thought it looked like a comfy place to stay (too many stairs!) but I would love to visit so I hope they'll be including a hotel as a part of it. :grin: Maybe they will put in horse-powered escalators... Gandalf could help design them. Head for a se...

Well, as close as we can get anyway. It seems a team of architects and engineers are hoping to crowd fund the building of an exact replica of PJ's Minas Tirith in the southern hills of England. The cost? Well, cheap at twice the price of $2.6 billion. You can have your spot in this storied city for ...

You could pair it with the Smaug Fire Pit.