Lord of the Coffee, An Elven Song of silly coffee [tx]

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Lothithil
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Lord of the Coffee, An Elven Song of silly coffee [tx]

Post by Lothithil » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:03 am

Glad to be in this new, wonderful place!

Elven Song of Silly Coffee
from the Hobbean

O! What are you doing,
And where are you going?
The coffee is brewing!
The java is flowing!
O! tra-la-la-lally
Awake in the valley!
Ah! ha!

O! What are you stirring,
And what are you baking?
The scent is alluring!
The icing is flaking!
O! tril-lil-lil-leddy
The cupcakes are ready!
Ah!-ha!

O! Where are you going
With tongues all a-dragging?
The best coffee we're pouring
And that is not bragging!
Our lattés are better
Though you'll sleep maybe never
Again!

O! Will you be staying,
To return maybe later?
The juke-box is playing!
Please do tip your waiter!

To fly would be folly
To stay would be jolly
Don't be a berk!
Come and have a cup of perk!
On the House!
Ha! ha!

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Bravo Loth!!!...txt

Post by Dínelleth » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:22 am

It's good to see you "perking" again!!! :yay:

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Post by daisy gold » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:36 am

well done, Lothithil :yay: :up:
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Elven caffeine. Yum.

Post by Evelyn » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:21 pm

More coffee! It appears that we are really and truly home. Hee... *humms along*
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Post by Queen of Gondor » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:55 pm

Thanks, Loth! That was great! :D

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Post by sarahstitcher » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:45 pm

yay! Coffee! (I can't drink it but I love reading it!!) :D

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Hear! Hear! :-) nt

Post by Ladyhawk Baggins » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:46 pm

:wink:
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Re: Hear! Hear! :-) nt

Post by Primula » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:04 pm

Nothing like the scent of fresh coffee to make a house feel like a home. Mmm! :love:

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Post by daughter_of_kings » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:07 am

((((Loth))))
More Coffee at last!!! And what a great brew!
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Post by faramirgirl » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:40 pm

((((Loth))))) it wonderful to read this again, for they have always put a smile on my face. :D
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Perfect, just perfect! (txt)

Post by Elvellon Ringsbane » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:47 pm

So very "Loth", and yet so very Elven at the same time... :D The Dark Elf's brew is always best!

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Re: Perfect, just perfect! (txt)

Post by ArwenGermany » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:36 am

:yay: GREAT :yay:

This is awesome Loth ! Well, what else could you expect from such a talented ringer ?! 8)

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