The Noops, Krof and Efink

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Laiquendi
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The Noops, Krof and Efink

Post by Laiquendi » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:41 am

The Noops, Krof and Efink
Make meals disappear in a blink
For upside down now
Quite apart from the cow
Makes me wonder what people would think

The Noops has a defining shape
That glitters and falls to a tape
With ice cream it shivers
In custard it slivers
And makes all awonder and gape

Now the Krof is a thing of great skill
That shows its not green to the gill
It delves and it dives
It picks and it glides
But yet swallowing would make you so ill

Along the great Efink will stride
With plenty to show of its pride
A master of art
A superfast cart
There's nowhere this beauty can hide

But where is the sauciness yet
When Noops and Krof are met
Their children you'll see
Are a wonder to me
For a Kroops is a Kropsing to get

I'm sure there's other Slisnetu out there
And some we are sure to beware
For its hard to find
A piece thats in kind
To those monstrousitous fare

So remember next time that you sink
While upside down you could think
Oh what about these
That grow on the trees
The Noops, the Krof and Efink!
Don't blame me for the size of my ego, it's just proportionate to the size of my genius! :grin:

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The Noops, Krof and Efink

Post by Strange Elf » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:12 am

Lai, where have you been?

This is interesting indeed!

Great to see you here.
There was also a Strange Elf clad in green and brown, Legolas,..... (FOTR, The council of Elrond)

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The Noops, Krof and Efink

Post by Primula » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:57 am

Ha - Took me a moment to realize what the title was :grin: I likes! :clap:

Good to see you again!

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