The Top 10 List of Halloween Candy Best Not Given to LOTR...

[Dínelleth]

The Top 10 List of Halloween Candy Best Not Given to LOTR Characters

1. It would be best not to give hard candy Ring Suckers to Frodo since being the ring bearer for the One Ring is more than enough.

2. It would be best not to give Gummy Fish to Gollum since they are not raw.

3. It would be best not to give Bubble Gum to Gimli, Gandalf, and Saruman due to their abundance of facial hair.

4. It would be best not to give Pixie Styx to Legolas since he will prove with something pointy and equally stick wise that he is no pixie.

5. It would be best not to give Babe Ruth candy bars to Éowyn since she is no man.

6. It would be best not to give Payday candy bars to Grima since they could raise false hopes of success in him.

7. It would be best not to give Licorice Whips to the Balrog since they will melt thus angering him further.

8. It would be best not to give marshmallow Halloween Peeps to Treebeard since the quick dissolving nature of the candy would prove to be too hasty for him.

9. It would be best not to give Chocolate Kisses to Sam since they could embarrass the shy around Rosie gardener.

10. It would be best not to give hard candy Root beer Barrels to Pippin since he is only interested in pints.

[Harthad]

Heh, witty. Love it!

Yet you're not writing The Dingle Ball incident. . . . .

[Primula]

I get a toothache just reading this! Well done!

[DoctorGamgee]

I love it, though I would have avoided giving the rootbeer barrels to Bilbo, because he would have ridden them! Excellent. Thanks for the laughter!

[Dínelleth]

Harthad ~ We (meaning my Muse and I) had to interrupt work on the Dingle Ball Incident in order to provide this Halloween moment in a timely fashion. Work on said Dingle will resume.

Prim ~ I actually have a dentist appointment on Monday. *gives you a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss to help combat the high sugar content*

DrG. ~ I never even thought about Bilbo! *pins a on you for the excellent suggestion*

[Harthad]

Harthad ~ We (meaning my Muse and I) had to interrupt work on the Dingle Ball Incident in order to provide this Halloween moment in a timely fashion. Work on said Dingle will resume.

I love this. It's cute. I didn't mean to be rude, if you took it as that.

[Dínelleth]

Harthad ~ We (meaning my Muse and I) had to interrupt work on the Dingle Ball Incident in order to provide this Halloween moment in a timely fashion. Work on said Dingle will resume.

I love this. It's cute. I didn't mean to be rude, if you took it as that.

I knew you were not being rude. I was just teasing you back.

[JimboBaggins]

You wouldn't want to give a Look candy bars to Denethor or Saruman as they would try to See into it.

You wouldn't want to give a Big Hunk to Aragorn, for obvious reasons.

You wouldn't want to give a Snickers to Merry as he already laughs all the time.

HA!


Very funny!

[Dínelleth]

Well done Jimbo!