When his finely tuned elvish hearing heard the sweet voice of a maiden singing the above ditty from yonder distant window Legolas instantly knew this had to be the Princess he had sought ever since their minds and hearts had touched through the magic of poetic license while he was on the outskirts of Fangorn.daughter_of_kings wrote:
Ah, isn't this amazing!
It's my favorite part, you see...
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
And he'll discover his Princess is really me!
Just as he was about to answer her in song he noticed Gimli going all twitterpated over the Princess' voice too. This he snorted at since he felt quite sure the dwarf would not measure up to his elvish princely charm in the maiden's eyes.
That was followed by Aragorn caterwaulling about himself being the King Ari of Gondor.
Legolas grimaced and covered his ears until the ranger was done.
Then he sang in a romantic tone the following hoping he had read right between the lines the maiden's desire to be anywhere but where she was at:
SAILING
(Sung to the tune Sailing by Christopher Cross)
It’s not far over to Valinor
At least it’s not for us
And when the wind is right we can sail away
And find tranquility
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
It’s not far to those white shores
No reason to be afraid
And when the wind is right we can find joy
Of innocence again
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Sailing
Takes us away
To where I’ve always heard Valinor to be
A wondrous land and with the wind to hurry us
Soon we will be free
Valinor
I feel you calling to me
While we’re sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won’t you believe me
It’s not far over to Valinor
At least it’s not for us
And now the wind is right we can sail away
And find serenity
The canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me